Random thots

I love watching the TV show "Dancing with the Stars"--I love the live music, the crazy costumes, the background stories, etc. What I don't love are terrible dancers and this season there are some terrible, TERRIBLE dancers. I never call in and vote for my favorites, but if they had an option to vote OFF people, I'd totally be there.

Who I'd vote OFF:

Buzz--You're a legend, I get it. You did some amazing things and inspired a nation, got it. You're bringing the over 50 crowd to the television-viewing audience--they have money and the show needs the advertisers, so I get that too. But Buzz--you cannot dance. Your body has flown it's last mission and it's time to put that puppy back in the hangar. Please.

Kate--Kate, Kate, Kate...where to start--the fake hair, fake smile, fake drama on the show. Yes, I realize you don't like the news media or the cameras and have a lot to deal with in your life right now. But, do you have a real job? Isn't it your famous "show" that has supported your family in the manner its become accustomed to? I can't decide if you're just a terrible dancer, or, if you just don't want to be there (and feel above it all), either way, you've got to go.

Aiden--You seem nice enough, but I have no idea who you are (yes, I realize you're a soap star), and I just keep thinking that you should be out somewhere, making a western in the Australian outback.